achievement-titans:

doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm

Oh my god this is just…

samhellbound:

make me choose »

vasheren asked:

sam’s hair or the samulet

Sam’s hair during season 8 was a a work of art and as much as I miss the Samulet, Sam’s hair has always been a thing of wonder, so.

dex5m:

Because each one of them wasn’t sad enough.

my meals in the summer
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

Sam + Fitness (working out & eating healthy)

interruptingpanda:

supernaturalapocalypse:

forgivegadreel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS

kaTIE WHAT THE FUCK i’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP

This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and people, I’ve been to war TWICE.